flying facebook

surfing facebook high, preferably on weed, but any other drug does the job

Man, don't remeber much from last night, but i must have been flying facebook cause i put up a crazy status and messaged my ex's

by D_rizzle12 October 14, 2011

Facebook Fly

Facebook Fly: n. a nosey person who lands on your wall, uninvited. Facebook Flies typically do not have a Facebook account themselves but the maggots are able to carry out their mission via the aid of a Facebook Judas. ©

Mom: I heard that you were drinking last night.
Sarah: (shocked) How do you know?!?
Mom: Your Great Aunt Sally told me.
Sarah: How does she know?!?
Mom: She saw it on your Cousin Sue's Facepage.
Sarah: I hate that old nosey Facebook Fly!

by 5ft9andfine September 30, 2010