Flumsen 

Sich vor etwas drücken oder Zeit verschwenden. Im Kontext auch als ugs. Synonym für Prokrastination verwendbar.

- Kevin leistete den ganzen Tag keine Arbeit und flumste nur rum.

- "Jim flums nicht und hilf mir lieber"

- Das flumsen ist mir lieber, als die Arbeit zu schreiben.

Flumsen by derdan February 2, 2020

flumen 

An unusually long penis associated with an inflamed shaft, but also entails having small testicles about the size of peas (this would be flumentitis). It is a painful disease that results in hospitalization and the victim is impitent for the remainder of his life.

Person 1: Did you hear about Craig's junk? His dick is huge and his balls are really small.
Person 2: Yeah I heard he was hospitalized for flumentitis.

flumen by shitstain212593 January 16, 2008

Flumen 

The viscous liquid consisting of feces, lube and semen which is evacuated from the anus at the conclusion of anal intercourse.

"Baby, get me a towel. I have flumen running down my leg." OR,

"Brush your teeth, your breath smells like flumen."

Flumen by Grama Snaza March 7, 2010

flamsen 

A Swedish word which describes a state in which the person finds everything entertaining and amusing.

Carina could not stop laughing because she was on flamsen.

flamsen by FlamserTramser April 10, 2016

Fluusen 

Fluusen is another word for child molester, but "Fluusen" targets children under the age of 1 years old. Preferably likes 3 month old children

"I caught a Fluusen catching a child"

Fluusen by Fluusen August 6, 2017

fluisence

A woman who can't keep her legs closed and smells like fish

My ex is a fluisence

fluisence by Loylaty17 October 5, 2017