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Gym-fluencer 

A person who honestly believes that their physique is so inspirational that a video posted to social media would add any benefit to someone's life, whatsoever.
Sargent: Brock, I regret to inform you that you have been dishonorably discharged for smashing your whiskey bottle over Sebastian's head after watching his musical rendition of Rent.
Brock: Sarge! No! What am I going to do now?? I only have minimal education and no transferrable skills.

Sargent: Well, Brock... Have you looked into becoming a Gym-fluencer?
Gym-fluencer by 69Gmoney420 January 20, 2021

swine fluenced

1. the state of being influenced by having a horrible sickness or illness much like that of the swine flu.

2. judging a hispanic individual because they might have the swine flu.
Hey, that racist comment was completely swine fluenced by the media!

or

Sorry that I wrote you that message last night, i was swine fluenced by my high fever.

Fluidency 

A magic word or spell used by mental retards to show how verbally retarded they are while reducing the listeners appearance to that of a physically retarded person.
"OMG what happened to Barry has he bells palsy now or what he looks shit, like he's had a stroke?"

"oh no he's fine someone just used fluidency at a meeting "
Fluidency by SUPER FURI July 8, 2014

Butt-Fluencer 

An individual, mostly female, (and others who are not actually of the female gender but identify or believe to be one or more of the current genders) who captures still photographs mainly of their very appealing and alluring gluts for social media clicks, likes, product placement and other ways to generate income on the strength of their butt.
"Ana is a butt-fluencer who has over 100,000 likes on Instagram."
Butt-Fluencer by El Gran Tommy September 12, 2022

$DOG-Fluencer 

A $DOG-Fluencer is a trusted voice in the Dog of Bitcoin ecosystem, driven by integrity, rooted in Bitcoin values, and committed to uplifting the community over personal gain. They can’t be bought, only respected.
Not all influencers are created equal. A $DOG-Fluencer can’t be bought, won’t sell out, and always puts the $DOG of ₿itcoin community first.