An unusually long penis associated with an inflamed shaft, but also entails having small testicles about the size of peas (this would be flumentitis). It is a painful disease that results in hospitalization and the victim is impitent for the remainder of his life.
Person 1: Did you hear about Craig's junk? His dick is huge and his balls are really small.
Person 2: Yeah I heard he was hospitalized for flumentitis.
Person 2: Yeah I heard he was hospitalized for flumentitis.
by shitstain212593 January 16, 2008
Get the flumen mug.The viscous liquid consisting of feces, lube and semen which is evacuated from the anus at the conclusion of anal intercourse.
"Baby, get me a towel. I have flumen running down my leg." OR,
"Brush your teeth, your breath smells like flumen."
"Brush your teeth, your breath smells like flumen."
by Grama Snaza March 7, 2010
Get the Flumen mug.This is a combination of Influenza and Pneumonia that results in a case of Laryngitis. Worse than Flumonia because it lasts for weeks sometimes months.
After having Flumonia I wound up losing my voice for weeks from all the coughing and hacking. This is now known as flumoniagitis.
by Mrenigma1122 December 19, 2009
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by alijkf April 10, 2013
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Get the Zoom flume mug.The Fluent Trickle is when a man, preferably in his 60s, starts having a seizure over his daughters breasts.
As the man is proceeding with the seizure the daughter will start to drink the saliva that is vigorously coming out of her fathers mouth. After that has happened the daughter will shave her pubic hair and will start to put each individual pube in her fathers bellend. Only to have the father ejaculate it in the daughters ass.
As the man is proceeding with the seizure the daughter will start to drink the saliva that is vigorously coming out of her fathers mouth. After that has happened the daughter will shave her pubic hair and will start to put each individual pube in her fathers bellend. Only to have the father ejaculate it in the daughters ass.
by LE HENTAI November 17, 2016
Get the Fluent Trickle mug.A person who honestly believes that their physique is so inspirational that a video posted to social media would add any benefit to someone's life, whatsoever.
Sargent: Brock, I regret to inform you that you have been dishonorably discharged for smashing your whiskey bottle over Sebastian's head after watching his musical rendition of Rent.
Brock: Sarge! No! What am I going to do now?? I only have minimal education and no transferrable skills.
Sargent: Well, Brock... Have you looked into becoming a Gym-fluencer?
Brock: Sarge! No! What am I going to do now?? I only have minimal education and no transferrable skills.
Sargent: Well, Brock... Have you looked into becoming a Gym-fluencer?
by 69Gmoney420 January 20, 2021
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