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flumen

An unusually long penis associated with an inflamed shaft, but also entails having small testicles about the size of peas (this would be flumentitis). It is a painful disease that results in hospitalization and the victim is impitent for the remainder of his life.

Person 1: Did you hear about Craig's junk? His dick is huge and his balls are really small.
Person 2: Yeah I heard he was hospitalized for flumentitis.

by shitstain212593 January 16, 2008