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When your girl has the Flu with an Oral Temperature of 101 or more and gives you a blowjob mimicking the feeing of a warm Vagina.
Dude, she’s sick as a dog but gave me a FluJob.
FluJob by OCDefinitions! December 22, 2019
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fujobait 

Typically used in the anime community. Fujobait refers to content that has explicit or implicit homosexual relationships between men. The word fujobait comes from the word fujoshi, which describes women that explicitly watch these kind of shows/movies.
"I really like the story and character developement in the anime Yuri on Ice. It's so deep and meaningful!"
"You sure? I think it's just fujobait."
fujobait by captainmoregain March 23, 2023
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When a man is too sick for sex and only has the energy to lie there and get a blow job.
C: Dude, you feeling okay?

J: Yea bro. My girl brought some soup over and then I gave her some soup of my own.

C: WTF?

J: Flu-job.

C: Legit!
Flu-job by BFC2268 March 1, 2011
The act of giving someone head while they are flying an airplane.
"My girlfriend gave me a roadjob."

"Oh yeah? Well I got a flyjob yesterday at 69,000 feet!"
flyjob by aintnobumblebee August 19, 2011

fujobait 

Queer baiting but for Fujoshis.
Pers 1: Hey, have you watched Banana Fish?
Pers 2: Omg, yes I hated how the fujobaited the main couple.
Pers 3: It's still a good representation of LGBTQ+ characters...
Pers 2: I hate it cause the 2 main boys didn't fuck.
fujobait by JuicyBunnygirl May 5, 2021
1. (Noun) A word substitute used most commonly by insipid females who lack the vocabulary to define what they are actually talking about.Used mostly to describe small things,a flubob can be anything from a hair scrunchy to a compact disc, to a pen.
"Lindsey, what shoes are you wearing tonight? "Oh i dunno, maybe those ones with the little flubobs on top of them?"
flubob by red muse renegade July 19, 2006
When you sign up for Progressive car insurance and then find out you could have saved more with Geico.
Dude, those Progressive commercials really Flojob a lot of potential customers.
Flojob by whoak May 7, 2010
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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