FluJob

When your girl has the Flu with an Oral Temperature of 101 or more and gives you a blowjob mimicking the feeing of a warm Vagina.

Dude, she’s sick as a dog but gave me a FluJob.

FluJob by OCDefinitions! December 22, 2019

fujobait 

Typically used in the anime community. Fujobait refers to content that has explicit or implicit homosexual relationships between men. The word fujobait comes from the word fujoshi, which describes women that explicitly watch these kind of shows/movies.

"I really like the story and character developement in the anime Yuri on Ice. It's so deep and meaningful!"
"You sure? I think it's just fujobait."

fujobait by captainmoregain March 23, 2023

Flu-job 

When a man is too sick for sex and only has the energy to lie there and get a blow job.

C: Dude, you feeling okay?

J: Yea bro. My girl brought some soup over and then I gave her some soup of my own.

C: WTF?

J: Flu-job.

C: Legit!

Flu-job by BFC2268 March 1, 2011

flyjob 

The act of giving someone head while they are flying an airplane.

"My girlfriend gave me a roadjob."

"Oh yeah? Well I got a flyjob yesterday at 69,000 feet!"

flyjob by aintnobumblebee August 19, 2011

fujobait 

Queer baiting but for Fujoshis.

Pers 1: Hey, have you watched Banana Fish?
Pers 2: Omg, yes I hated how the fujobaited the main couple.
Pers 3: It's still a good representation of LGBTQ+ characters...
Pers 2: I hate it cause the 2 main boys didn't fuck.

fujobait by JuicyBunnygirl May 5, 2021

flubob 

1. (Noun) A word substitute used most commonly by insipid females who lack the vocabulary to define what they are actually talking about.Used mostly to describe small things,a flubob can be anything from a hair scrunchy to a compact disc, to a pen.

"Lindsey, what shoes are you wearing tonight? "Oh i dunno, maybe those ones with the little flubobs on top of them?"

flubob by red muse renegade July 19, 2006

Flojob 

When you sign up for Progressive car insurance and then find out you could have saved more with Geico.

Dude, those Progressive commercials really Flojob a lot of potential customers.

Flojob by whoak May 7, 2010