Flojob
/flō-jäb/ — noun; French futures slang

A depraved form of silver trading in which Flo’s fake confidence becomes so engorged that he full-ports 25 minis into a position that clearly has no room left.

When the initial BBC fails to provide sufficient liquidity, four additional BBCs are introduced while Flo continues averaging deeper and assuring everyone, “I know what I’m doing.”

A Flojob reaches completion upon premature liquidation, when the entire funded account is blown and silver immediately explodes in the direction Flo originally predicted.

Clinical signs: excessive confidence, 25 minis, five BBCs, repeated penetration of support, increasingly desperate averaging, and absolutely no pullout strategy.

“Did Flo blow another funded account?”

“No. That was a full Flojob. He found the bottom, filled it with 25 minis and five BBCs, then prematurely liquidated before silver came.”

Flojob by IlanaWins September 15, 2026

Flowjob

When a girl holds your dick with her feet while giving you a blowjob.

Things got weird when she used her feet to hold my dick steady while she gave me a blowjob. Kind of a foot job/ blowjob. A flowjob!

Flowjob by Let it Raine October 15, 2020

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026