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Definitions by whoak

To deeply feel something when something is said to you.
v. Yo, that affects me, you know what I'm sayin'?
affect by Whoak October 22, 2010
n. To program computer code mediocrely (at the very best) within a governmental agency. In the private sector, such coding would result in immediate firing. Whereas, such coding in the governmental sphere is lauded as brilliant and even groundbreaking often resulting in a promotion.

v. To attempt to program at the level of a remedial 1st year DeVry student.
System Analyst 1: She biddled the code so badly it feels like I am picking the corn outta crap to make it even remotely work. I'll be even luckier if the compiler does not blow up turning it into machine code.

System Analyst 2: I used to call her The Riddler b/c of her confusing and unviable code but I think she has sunk to the level of The Biddler.
Biddle by Whoak October 2, 2010

FJ Cruiser 

Faux Jeep (Jepe in French)

An ugly off-road vehicle made by Toyota.
Did you see that yellow FJ Cruiser?

You mean the yellow faux jepe.
FJ Cruiser by whoak August 5, 2010
When you sign up for Progressive car insurance and then find out you could have saved more with Geico.
Dude, those Progressive commercials really Flojob a lot of potential customers.
Flojob by whoak May 7, 2010

Horrocious 

Anything that is way beyond atrocious; horrendously atrocious.
Horrocious by whoak March 16, 2010

soothgoogling 

When a person for fun types a search phrase into Google (and is given a drop-down menu of choices of some of the most popular search phrases) in order to see what are the most popular Google searches.
You wouldn’t believe the top phrase that showed up yesterday as I was soothgoogling.
soothgoogling by whoak March 12, 2010
n. Marijuana smoked while skiing or snowboarding.
Dude, I almost ran into a tree because of your crazy skiweed.
skiweed by whoak January 8, 2010