Flu-job

When a man is too sick for sex and only has the energy to lie there and get a blow job.

C: Dude, you feeling okay?

J: Yea bro. My girl brought some soup over and then I gave her some soup of my own.

C: WTF?

J: Flu-job.

C: Legit!

by BFC2268 March 1, 2011

FluJob

When your girl has the Flu with an Oral Temperature of 101 or more and gives you a blowjob mimicking the feeing of a warm Vagina.

Dude, she’s sick as a dog but gave me a FluJob.

by OCDefinitions! December 22, 2019