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When a fly lands on your boba drink and stays there for a few seconds. Some unlucky people don’t notice right away so the fly sinks into their boba drink and drowns. That only happens very rarely, though.
“Bro I was at the cafe and someone had a flyaob!”
flyaob by Frilly katana February 16, 2018
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When you sign up for Progressive car insurance and then find out you could have saved more with Geico.
Dude, those Progressive commercials really Flojob a lot of potential customers.
Flojob by whoak May 7, 2010
the act that a collegiate freshman performs on a brearley or stuyvesant (female) sophomore, inherent upon having sex
samantha: ahh i got my first flojob last nightt
lindsay: worrd?? no wayy girl that flyy
flojob by Courtney Alexander March 7, 2007
When someone gives you a really good head massage.
I got the best flojob last night from Lauren. It felt great!
Flojob by Timmmaaa March 27, 2013
The act of giving a woman the equivalent of a "blow job"
Dude, I gave my girl a flojob last night.
Flojob by Ihaveadirtymind July 9, 2015
A flyaob is when a fly lands on top of your beverage. (Also related to “flyooba” which is when the fly friend in your drink.)
“Aw man I have a flyaob!”
flyaob by Frilly katana February 15, 2018
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