Flornicate

The act of fornicating while flaccid.

Dude, I cant believe that Jake flornicated with that 12 year old.

by Juan Bamf October 24, 2011

Alien Fornication

For anything completly out of this world!
Came about after watching a Video on the Famous soccer player Ronaldiniho's ball skills which it could only be reffured to as " Alien Fornication"

That is some "Alien Fornication" Right there.
You are the Bi-Product of "Alien Fornication"
nothing more to be said except.. that was "fornicated"
Exceptional "Alien Fornication"

by Danny G and Paulie Majt February 11, 2008

Frobnicate

The next in the series: tweaking, adjusting..

While tweaking involves making very fine adjustments, frobnicating involves making wild swivelling changes (as to knobs) with no clear goal

That's a fine piece of frobnication in your code there..

by FunkyBob March 9, 2005

fornidate

fornidate is defined as a date that is guaranteed to end with some fornication... a coupling of sorts with the words/actions of fornicate and date.

johhny is going on a fornidate later tonight with a girl he met on a dating site.... he's got his fingers crossed hoping all the pics she sent are accurate!!

by rocko... October 24, 2007

Not here to fornicate with arachnids

A more nuanced take on ‘not here to fuck spiders’. A classic Australianism expressing that things of little consequence or excessive moderation are not worthy to be undertaken.

Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.

“Hey Ellis, last drinks just got called. Pint of pale and mezcal chaser?” says Toph.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.

by Kiz... December 25, 2020

fornicaterer

A party planner who provides both food and sexual favors for the guests.

Q. Whio was that pimp at your party?

A. That was no pimp, that was my fornicaterer, you tardbaby. He was serving whors d'oeuvres and quiche. In addition he could also proved an excellent crucifuck or colostofuck or set you up with a skilled Abominatrix.

Everyone in his stable is carefully screened. There’s not a prostitoad in the bunch and you won’t have to hide your valuables in your prison wallet or treat them as cuntraband. You’ll remain ClaMedia-free.

Now twaddle on home and play with your cunteloupe

by Cuntoleezza Rice April 18, 2010

fornication agglomeration

A cluster fuck, as described in polite company.

Yes, Reverend, tcompany.the parking situation downtown is a real fornication agglomeration.

by Entropolous February 11, 2019