Flirtard

A person who cannot flirt, with positive outcomes.

He's such a fucking flirtard.

by Rayne420 June 5, 2009

Flirtarded

Someone who doesn't quite understand the art of flirting. In most cases, one who suffers from flirtardation is able to pick-up flirting between other couples but in his or her case, they are oblivious.

There is no cure for flirtardation.

Sue walks into a bar and grabs a seat. A nice looking gentlman approaches her ten minutes later.

Gentleman: Can I buy you a drink?
Sue: Yeah, thanks.

She looks away from the man, doesn't engage in conversation and leaves the him hanging.

Sue: (to bartender) People can be so nice sometimes!
Bartender: Are you flirtarded lady?!

by asedwards December 21, 2006

flirtar

A musical instrument (namely a guitar) used by young men to flirt with and attract females. Note, this rarely works, but is used commonly often.

Oh man he brought out the flirtar again... *sigh*

by julia_katrina January 2, 2015

Fliptard

An insult used for someone who is your friend. Insulting in a silly way. Occasionally used instead of fucktard.

"Kyle is such a fliptard"

by Shadowed Rose August 1, 2008

Flimtard

Somebody of unimaginable of low intelect

Johnney: "Look out its a flimtard!"
Perry: "what that rock?"

by 69gaystreet April 4, 2020

fliptard

fliptard one who is incredibly stupid and a fucktard but a less offensive and non vulgar way to call someone a fuck and a retard

dude you stole my fleets you fliptard
man i did not steal your fleets you fliptard

dude you cant take a joke can you
man you dont have a funny bone in your body fliptard

by littlejimmie March 12, 2019

fliptard

Real Estate Flipper that was the last one in right before the Real Estate bubble went POP. They are now upside down in their Real Estate "Flip" and can not sell it, neither can they afford the mortgage.

All eight of Casey Serin's houses are going into foreclosure because he is nothing but a noob fliptard. (Iamfacingforclosure.com)

by FlyingMonkeyChick December 15, 2008