Verb. Jerund. The act of shitting into a condom, freezing the condom, then using it to masturbate vaginally or analy. Nasty but different.
I caught my wife Groundhogging in bed this morning after we had Mexican food last night. I could smell the cilantro from the front door.
by Brazerican April 16, 2025
1. Noun: The state of Florida's actual name representing its current state of the population and its lack of properly functioning neurons. Best represented by current governor Ron DeSantis.
2. Noun: A standard resident of Florida, most likely born there and having lifelong damage from Florida exposure. Probably can't count to 7 without looking at their cell phone, definitely doesn't have more than 7 teeth, might look like and island boy.
2. Noun: A standard resident of Florida, most likely born there and having lifelong damage from Florida exposure. Probably can't count to 7 without looking at their cell phone, definitely doesn't have more than 7 teeth, might look like and island boy.
I was just in Floritard Walmart and I swear the Floritards are multiplying faster than rabbits.
Did you see that Floritard eating paint chips off the wall?
Do you think that Floritard has 3 neurons firing at the same time while he's licking that window?
Did you see that Floritard eating paint chips off the wall?
Do you think that Floritard has 3 neurons firing at the same time while he's licking that window?
by Brazerican April 29, 2025
The accumulation of so many penises that the actual accounting for the individual number of dicks, penises, and cocks becomes impossible to quantify. Dickularities (pl.) are normally generated around the mouths of ex-girlfriends, ex-wives, ex-boyfriends, and ex-husbands who are attempting to make up for time lost.
A dickularity emulates all the aspects of a black hole (singularity), except instead of light, it's schlongs that can never escape.
A dickularity emulates all the aspects of a black hole (singularity), except instead of light, it's schlongs that can never escape.
Becky's become a dickularity after Tom broke up with her; I heard you can't get within 50 meters of her without her sucking you in.
Literally.
Literally.
by Brazerican January 13, 2021