Floriderp
did you see that video of Ron DeSantis grinding his teeth?
of course it's Floriderp in the news again.
of course it's Floriderp in the news again.
Floriderp by todd.adhd.rocks April 4, 2024
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floribert
He is a freak in the sheets with a large penis length and knows how to get around a couple moves he is a very romantic and sweet gentleman he is really smart but isn't to handsome but he is very tall but may be annoying when in arguments
floribert by Boxedout22 December 23, 2017
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flonderpuss
A dense individual who, upon contact with a promising sexual opportunity, decides to play video games instead of receiving voluptuous sensual pleasures.
flonderpuss by TheStreetsofCleone September 21, 2009
flowrider
Flowrider - a so called "new generation wave generator," where riders are able to "stimulate" riding a wave, but fails miserably from the whole purpose of being at the beach and surfing. It's also a big marketing that will force many rich, fat, posers to claim they know how to surf, when undoubtly "Flowriders" will give the term Gook (surf poser) a whole new meaning. Flowriders are popping up everywhere, like San Diego's WaveHouse. Save your money, don't fall for this BS, I rode it, and it wasn't all that great, it's just a get rich scheme by a Republican non-surfer industry company, who is not an environmentalist, and also likes the idea of wasting thousands gallons of water.
Gook 1: Surfs up! Did you see me carving off of that the wave?
Gook 2: Like oh my god, that was narly! I hanged 10 and did a cutback like pro surfer Rob Mochado, I'm so cool.
Man: You posers, that was only a flowrider, and I can't believe you paid $20 for a 5 minute session.
Gook 2: Like oh my god, that was narly! I hanged 10 and did a cutback like pro surfer Rob Mochado, I'm so cool.
Man: You posers, that was only a flowrider, and I can't believe you paid $20 for a 5 minute session.
flowrider by Who is Mike Jones? Mike Jones! October 9, 2005
Flowrider
Flowrider by effert9009 December 20, 2009
Floridorkian
Floridorkian is the Definition of a Person who resides in Florida and wears Socks with Flip-
Flops. (Flori-dork-ian)
Flops. (Flori-dork-ian)
Hey Jessica look at that girls feet, she is a total floridorkian!
feet Florida socks dork funny flip-flops
feet Florida socks dork funny flip-flops
Floridorkian by Jolly Mangina February 4, 2015
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