flowrider

Flowrider - a so called "new generation wave generator," where riders are able to "stimulate" riding a wave, but fails miserably from the whole purpose of being at the beach and surfing. It's also a big marketing that will force many rich, fat, posers to claim they know how to surf, when undoubtly "Flowriders" will give the term Gook (surf poser) a whole new meaning. Flowriders are popping up everywhere, like San Diego's WaveHouse. Save your money, don't fall for this BS, I rode it, and it wasn't all that great, it's just a get rich scheme by a Republican non-surfer industry company, who is not an environmentalist, and also likes the idea of wasting thousands gallons of water.

Gook 1: Surfs up! Did you see me carving off of that the wave?
Gook 2: Like oh my god, that was narly! I hanged 10 and did a cutback like pro surfer Rob Mochado, I'm so cool.
Man: You posers, that was only a flowrider, and I can't believe you paid $20 for a 5 minute session.

by Who is Mike Jones? Mike Jones! October 09, 2005

flowrider

guy who has sexual relations with a woman during their period

the flowrider destroyed his sheets after having sex woth her

by stones October 24, 2007

Flowrider

A person who enjoys sex with menstruating women.

He loves that time of month...he is such a flowrider.

by effert9009 December 20, 2009

flowride

Having sex with a woman who is on her period.

"When she told me she was on the rag, I had to consider whether to go for a flowride. Yep, I did it."

by DrChisel April 09, 2009

flowrider

When you are sponsored by a company but are only good enough to get paid in merch, and not cash. Usually used in the surf, skate and boarding community.

“I got this hoodie and hat for free because I flowride for Burton.”
“That’s dope, I wish I was good enough to be a flowrider! Maybe one day you’ll go full pro.”

by Snowboard Chick Bivmm November 08, 2023