battletoads 

Popular subject of prank calls to electronics stores, such as best buy, gamestop and wal-mart, started on 4chan.

Callers frequently substitute battletoads with other synonyms such as reptilewars and amphibious holocaust to see if the store worker gets the reference.

WM: Hello this is Quanisha at your local 24-hour Walmart no we do not have Battletoads how may I help you?
caller: BATTLETOADS!?!?!?
WM: *click*

battletoads by SwanyZOMG December 9, 2007

Battletoads 

A game soon to be released for the Wii.

Also known as "Fightingfrogs" and "Reptilewars".

The remakes are based off the 1991 game for the NES.

Supposedly Battletoads cost 9000 dollars at Gamestop,

however the rare Mudkip edition is said to cost 'OVER 9000'.

If money is no option and you wanna play the entire series..

there's also the Pedobear edition featuring a cute n' cuddly bear who loves children.

You can make Pedobear do barrel rolls, dance, and other fun stuff in the back of his van.
RESERVE YOUR COPY OF BATTLETOADS TODAY!

prank caller: I'm looking for a game.. do u have Battletoads?
gamestop: ahaha.. fuck you.

Battletoads by lolicakes December 15, 2010

Battletoads 

They are said to be a small group of players and considered to be the elite fighting force in any MMO game. They troll the entire server because of the nature of Battletoad trolling.

It is said that no one can stop the Battletoads when they are united, or so the legend goes. They would unleash the 9000 mudkipz at there enemies.

P1: Battletoads are being stationed everywhere, we must crush them.
P2: What...? One does not simply Fuq with the Battletoads

Battletoads by tschbk March 28, 2015

BattleToading

To beat someone using a leg torn off a robot. This is a reference to the classic BattleToads game for the NES.

I caught someone breaking into the robotics lab, so I grabbed the nearest limb and he quickly became a victim of BattleToading.

BattleToading by DelColle June 4, 2009

Battletask 

verb. To battletask.
Participle. battletasking

Battletask is used to describe the action of completing a task in an epic way like a skilled warrior massacres his opponents in battle. The term is used when one feels very confident in their ability to succeed at the task and that the completion of the task will be epic.

A: "Hey, what's up?"
B: "Battletasking my homework, bitches!"

"I'm gonna battletask this shit!"

"This assignment doesn't stand a chance, dude! I can't wait to battletask it!"

Battletask by supernova4 February 28, 2011

Battle Toads 

The game that's flying off the shelves in Game Stops all around the country.

Caller: Do you have any copies of Battle Toads left?
Employee: No, now stop calling.

Battle Toads by C#!! December 24, 2007

Battletoad 

A large overweight & particularly unattractive female.

‘Victoria is such a battletoad’ said Lauren

Battletoad by AstrayMind98 March 27, 2020