flowrider

Flowrider - a so called "new generation wave generator," where riders are able to "stimulate" riding a wave, but fails miserably from the whole purpose of being at the beach and surfing. It's also a big marketing that will force many rich, fat, posers to claim they know how to surf, when undoubtly "Flowriders" will give the term Gook (surf poser) a whole new meaning. Flowriders are popping up everywhere, like San Diego's WaveHouse. Save your money, don't fall for this BS, I rode it, and it wasn't all that great, it's just a get rich scheme by a Republican non-surfer industry company, who is not an environmentalist, and also likes the idea of wasting thousands gallons of water.

Gook 1: Surfs up! Did you see me carving off of that the wave?
Gook 2: Like oh my god, that was narly! I hanged 10 and did a cutback like pro surfer Rob Mochado, I'm so cool.
Man: You posers, that was only a flowrider, and I can't believe you paid $20 for a 5 minute session.

by Who is Mike Jones? Mike Jones! October 9, 2005

Flowrider

A person who enjoys sex with menstruating women.

He loves that time of month...he is such a flowrider.

by effert9009 December 20, 2009

flowrider

guy who has sexual relations with a woman during their period

the flowrider destroyed his sheets after having sex woth her

by stones October 24, 2007

flowrider

When you are sponsored by a company but are only good enough to get paid in merch, and not cash. Usually used in the surf, skate and boarding community.

“I got this hoodie and hat for free because I flowride for Burton.”
“That’s dope, I wish I was good enough to be a flowrider! Maybe one day you’ll go full pro.”

by Snowboard Chick Bivmm November 8, 2023

Lowrider State

The state of California

Let's go to the Lowrider State. I know we gonna see a bunch a lowriders on low-pros and hittin' switches, especially in east LA.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 27, 2005

Floorderves

Those annoying tiny disgusting morsels of food that you notice under a bar stool.

Man, I was so hungry and high I wanted to munch on the Floorderves under the bar.

by Timmmaaay October 15, 2010

Lowrider Bike

Usually a classic bike made around the seventies that has been lowered with a bent fork. They are known to be covered in chrome and have many spoke wheels. Lowrider bikes have every thing from large sound systems, neon lights, and hydraulics.

One Famous trike built by Burke has a full setup with neon, strobe, and a sound system.

by Brian Jackson July 16, 2005