flonderpuss

A dense individual who, upon contact with a promising sexual opportunity, decides to play video games instead of receiving voluptuous sensual pleasures.

"Hornswoggly Bill was a flonderpuss. He was found at his house jerking it to Battletoads."

by TheStreetsofCleone September 21, 2009

Flanterpuss

A slang term that defines a male/female who constantly engages in flanter (flirtatious banter).

Did you know she cheats on Aaron? Yes, every Thursday he thinks she's doing SAT Prep but really she's hooking up with Shane Oman in the projection room above the auditorium. She is such a flanterpuss.

by footiemad December 30, 2012