Floortex

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That certain place where all the most important things in your room disappear to as soon as they touch your floor, and then later reappear at places like Burger King and/or the trunk of your car. They can be found under beds, computer desks, and most often in closets.

Kate: "Hey, I lost my favorite CD the other day in the floortex under my computer desk."
Tom: "Oh? That's terrible"
Kate: "It's ok. I found the CD this morning in the school bathroom."

Floortex by FeatherDie October 18, 2008

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Floorsexual

A floorsexual is the word given to a person when they have tendencies to be really clumsy and fall on the ground or heavily intoxicated to the point they are on the floor constantly

Brooke had too much gin and tonic! She’s such a floorsexual

Floorsexual by @ginandtonicgirl October 12, 2018

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Floortex • Floorsexual • floorotex • floorsex • Floortech • Floortentacli • Sleeping Floorters • flood texting • Floor-tease • floor technician

Floortentacli

A language developed specifically for the religion of the Floor Tentacles.

It was invented by the Floor Tentacle pope in 2019.

"We speak Floortentacli here"

Floortentacli by We are the Floor Tentacles January 13, 2020

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Floortech

A person in housekeeping who cleans the floors in many tasks such as sweeping, mopping and scrubbing!

Our Floortech is going to do his yearly stripping and waxing of the floors!

Floortech by Joecrash396 June 18, 2018

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Sleeping Floorters

The place on your buddies floor where you sleep when you stay at their house due to their lack of a spare room or couch.

Ashton-Dude..Where can I sleep tonight?
Mike-Grab some blankets and a pillow and clear a spot on the floor. That will be your sleeping floorters.

Sleeping Floorters by sodomicblitz July 27, 2009

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floorsex

A girl that will let you bang them out on your buddy's floor; no questions asked.

"What did you do last night?"
"Hooked up with good ol' floorsex."
"Ewww."

floorsex by Original B to the G March 7, 2008

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Floorsexual

One of the fake sexualities 5 year olds make up to feel like a part of the LGBTQ+ community.

Tom: let’s go back to my house!

Rob: ok!

*they go to toms house*

Rob: *moans*

Tom: dude wtf!

Rob: sorry, I’m floorsexual.

Floorsexual by Quack.Anime February 18, 2021

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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