Definitions by Quack.Anime

Floorsexual

One of the fake sexualities 5 year olds make up to feel like a part of the LGBTQ+ community.

Tom: let’s go back to my house!

Rob: ok!

*they go to toms house*

Rob: *moans*

Tom: dude wtf!

Rob: sorry, I’m floorsexual.

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