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Floortentacli 

A language developed specifically for the religion of the Floor Tentacles.

It was invented by the Floor Tentacle pope in 2019.
"We speak Floortentacli here"
When someone farts and they didn't quite know it was going to end up on the floor.
"Hey guys, listen to this one! *splash* oh CRAP!"
floorch by FactRzerO June 27, 2003
(flūtch) dog's drool once it leaves the jowls and goes flying towards the wall, Volks Wagon, or your clean jeans.
Boy: "Ahh! Your dog just flootched all over my pants!"
Girl: "Sure. Blame it on the dog."
flootch by heartfox December 5, 2009

Floortex 

That certain place where all the most important things in your room disappear to as soon as they touch your floor, and then later reappear at places like Burger King and/or the trunk of your car. They can be found under beds, computer desks, and most often in closets.
Kate: "Hey, I lost my favorite CD the other day in the floortex under my computer desk."
Tom: "Oh? That's terrible"
Kate: "It's ok. I found the CD this morning in the school bathroom."
Floortex by FeatherDie October 18, 2008

Sleeping Floorters 

The place on your buddies floor where you sleep when you stay at their house due to their lack of a spare room or couch.
Ashton-Dude..Where can I sleep tonight?
Mike-Grab some blankets and a pillow and clear a spot on the floor. That will be your sleeping floorters.
Accidently shitting oneself, usually wet and always by surprise. Diarhea fart.
I went to pick up that box but it was heavier than I thought and I flortched myself.
flortch by Brian Westwood June 28, 2006