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Floorsexual 

A floorsexual is the word given to a person when they have tendencies to be really clumsy and fall on the ground or heavily intoxicated to the point they are on the floor constantly
Brooke had too much gin and tonic! She’s such a floorsexual
Floorsexual by @ginandtonicgirl October 12, 2018

Floortentacli 

A language developed specifically for the religion of the Floor Tentacles.

It was invented by the Floor Tentacle pope in 2019.
"We speak Floortentacli here"

Floortech 

A person in housekeeping who cleans the floors in many tasks such as sweeping, mopping and scrubbing!
Our Floortech is going to do his yearly stripping and waxing of the floors!
Floortech by Joecrash396 June 18, 2018

Floritexafornian 

A beautiful person who was born in Florida, moved to Texas and now lives in sunny California. This person has a heart of gold, is gorgeous, kind, hugely attractive and loved greatly by a certain brabeaner.
"Being a Floritexafornian would be such a dream."
Floritexafornian by E-Starrrr January 4, 2010

Floortex 

That certain place where all the most important things in your room disappear to as soon as they touch your floor, and then later reappear at places like Burger King and/or the trunk of your car. They can be found under beds, computer desks, and most often in closets.
Kate: "Hey, I lost my favorite CD the other day in the floortex under my computer desk."
Tom: "Oh? That's terrible"
Kate: "It's ok. I found the CD this morning in the school bathroom."
Floortex by FeatherDie October 18, 2008

Sleeping Floorters 

The place on your buddies floor where you sleep when you stay at their house due to their lack of a spare room or couch.
Ashton-Dude..Where can I sleep tonight?
Mike-Grab some blankets and a pillow and clear a spot on the floor. That will be your sleeping floorters.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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