Floortard

Group of etard kids that are coming down from their high that lie in or around the dancefloor.

What's up with this postitot party? There are floortards everywhere.

by Bubleme November 10, 2009

Flirtarded

Someone who doesn't quite understand the art of flirting. In most cases, one who suffers from flirtardation is able to pick-up flirting between other couples but in his or her case, they are oblivious.

There is no cure for flirtardation.

Sue walks into a bar and grabs a seat. A nice looking gentlman approaches her ten minutes later.

Gentleman: Can I buy you a drink?
Sue: Yeah, thanks.

She looks away from the man, doesn't engage in conversation and leaves the him hanging.

Sue: (to bartender) People can be so nice sometimes!
Bartender: Are you flirtarded lady?!

by asedwards December 21, 2006

froobtard

a combo of a noob, retard, fooblet and fucktard. just a guy that has no skillsfucktardfrooblet

Matt is such a froobtard he should be dead by now

by Mina tor November 4, 2006

flocktard

A dumbass who practices animal husbandry in another man's pasture.

Any flocktard who messes with Big Jake's livestock is going to regret it.

by JJAngleton October 21, 2010

FloTard

Fucking Loser Retard

NOT to be used on actual mentally retarded people...thats just cruel...

ONLY for use on people who act retarded but aren't

For example....

1.Matt sharted at the party last night and didn't go home to change his pants...the flotard

2.Denise was being such a flotard today in english...Wtf was her problem?

See?
2nd most "amazing" word in the world

by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009

Fortard

Someone who creates an alternate meaning for a word so he can use it on Facebook

Scott created a new word so he wouldn't offend coworkers. What a Fortard.

by PdxJosh March 30, 2013

foodtarded

Exactly what it sounds like. When you get lethargic, or even comatose, from eating too much good food.

"Man, we were gonna go to the show, but we got foodtarded off of fried chicken and mac 'n' cheese at Chris's, and just wound up lying around, watching 'Dodgeball.'"

by gulliblezine May 11, 2006