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Homewood-Flossmoor Highschool
Former HighSchool of Nicholas Cruz. The students here are normal until you step on their shoes, then they pull a .45 on your dumbass. The principal is the fakest one you’ll encounter, and most of the girls like the underside of a cheeze-it.
Nigga 1:”Did Homewood-Flossmoor HighSchool get another shooting threat?”
Cracker 1:”Yeah, same as every week.”
Nigga 2:”At least we’re not an all boys school, am I right?”
Nigga 1:”Lol”
Cracker 1:”Yeah, same as every week.”
Nigga 2:”At least we’re not an all boys school, am I right?”
Nigga 1:”Lol”
Homewood-Flossmoor Highschool by Yungniggapussy November 15, 2018
Flossmoor
A suburb just south of Chicago that is not to be confused with Homewood. The area contains an abundance of country clubs that usually the residents of Flossmoor belong to. The east side of the tracks are where the million dollar homes can be found, but west of the tracks or High School is where crime is high and caucasians are scarce.
Dan: You got to HF? So you're from Homewood Flossmoor?
Katie: No, I'm from Flossmoor.
Dan: Is there a difference?
Katie: Don't even get me started.
Katie: No, I'm from Flossmoor.
Dan: Is there a difference?
Katie: Don't even get me started.
Flossmoor by KatieAndToni August 19, 2007
floist
Floissac
A flourishing person, always productive, practical and reserved, this person is a hard-working, down-to-earth whose foresight has taken them the long term of stability and strength to achieve anything their heart desire. These believe in true love and will wait patiently for it, and when finding it, will work very hard to keep it. They have high standards and will admire from afar before making their move.
These are beautiful people, mixed with Indian, French and one or two more cultural gene they will have thick curly raven black hair and dark brown sunset eyes. A broad smile featuring some strong chin and chiseled jaw or (for women) pointy chin and smooth milky skin with sharp pointy nose and thin darkly colored (natural) lips.
These are beautiful people, mixed with Indian, French and one or two more cultural gene they will have thick curly raven black hair and dark brown sunset eyes. A broad smile featuring some strong chin and chiseled jaw or (for women) pointy chin and smooth milky skin with sharp pointy nose and thin darkly colored (natural) lips.
FLOSSMASTER 5000
My man is the number one and only floss master 5000. He was challenged at work when Steve Davies challenged him to a random floss off with his son Zai.
They were working in a pool but the volitile , stinky, abusive environment made steve extreme aggresive and angry. he was horribly plastering with his shitty product and if he made all the workers feel shit he felt better about how poopy his pool was turning out cos he couldn't ever plaster or renovate any pool properly unlike precision leigh .Then he tried to get leigh when he wasn't expecting it ,he was challenged to a dance off with his son who was clearly a professional flosser. There was no way anyone would beat his son but he was very wrong. Lord leigh Mcnally did the impossible and winged the fuck out of the best ever floss off with poise, style, beautiful straight lines and elegent ease. Everyone cried at how he managed to put on the most prestigious and glamourous dance moves .he managed to be crowned the perfect 10...the flawless, FLOSSMASTER 5000
They were working in a pool but the volitile , stinky, abusive environment made steve extreme aggresive and angry. he was horribly plastering with his shitty product and if he made all the workers feel shit he felt better about how poopy his pool was turning out cos he couldn't ever plaster or renovate any pool properly unlike precision leigh .Then he tried to get leigh when he wasn't expecting it ,he was challenged to a dance off with his son who was clearly a professional flosser. There was no way anyone would beat his son but he was very wrong. Lord leigh Mcnally did the impossible and winged the fuck out of the best ever floss off with poise, style, beautiful straight lines and elegent ease. Everyone cried at how he managed to put on the most prestigious and glamourous dance moves .he managed to be crowned the perfect 10...the flawless, FLOSSMASTER 5000
Eg, Lord leigh was crowned FLOSSMASTER 5000 , and in the dance off challenge he managed to make Zai do a big poo and wee wee in his pants. leigh was so amazing at the floss move zai cried and could not move at all, he became frozen with unbelievable amazement that he was too scared to even do a simple floss move at all. Ever again. He was so flabbergasted and overwhelmed that a legendary leigh could gift his eyes with such a beautiful present
zai said to his daddy steve Davies, please dad don't abuse or tell me im nothing cos I couldn't help being taken over by such an obvious alcaballo blanco advertisement superstar.
zai said to his daddy steve Davies, please dad don't abuse or tell me im nothing cos I couldn't help being taken over by such an obvious alcaballo blanco advertisement superstar.
FLOSSMASTER 5000 by Burrrlisthesickestcunt July 8, 2023
Homewood-Flossmoor High School
High school in Chicago's south suburbs. Renowned for being the high school of late rapper Juice WRLD. Not renowned for academics. Majority black school, with plenty of white kids comfortable saying the N word. Teachers are pervy, most students are idiots. Sports team were good, now are trash. Also commonly threatened with bomb/shooting threats.
Cracker - What's up my n#@?$
Black Dude - What up... Tanner...
Cracker - Don't come to Homewood-Flossmoor High School tomorrow and you'll be safe...
Black Dude - What up... Tanner...
Cracker - Don't come to Homewood-Flossmoor High School tomorrow and you'll be safe...
Homewood-Flossmoor High School by FOAC September 12, 2022
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