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The cleaning product and protection goggles located in aisle 679 at Coles supermarket in mandrah forum. It is used to deep clean the tough stains and mole marks.
Did u just shit the bed, no problems Fred
Did u do dirty marks and stains, no problem Wayne, luckily I've got 2 smudgarieguards in the boot of my car,hahaha haha fancy that. Wow Ted thanks for the smudgarieguards you just saved my life for ever and I love dick now. if I hadn't met smudgarieguards my dancing doo doo and mol wouldnt be a b by now! The protection goggles were amazing and $5000 for spectacles is a good bargain, I say I just saved a lot of money on this new amazing invention of leigh. Pop a smudgarieguard and bam your a cool kid now,
by Burrrlisthesickestcunt October 20, 2023
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My man is the number one and only floss master 5000. He was challenged at work when Steve Davies challenged him to a random floss off with his son Zai.

They were working in a pool but the volitile , stinky, abusive environment made steve extreme aggresive and angry. he was horribly plastering with his shitty product and if he made all the workers feel shit he felt better about how poopy his pool was turning out cos he couldn't ever plaster or renovate any pool properly unlike precision leigh .Then he tried to get leigh when he wasn't expecting it ,he was challenged to a dance off with his son who was clearly a professional flosser. There was no way anyone would beat his son but he was very wrong. Lord leigh Mcnally did the impossible and winged the fuck out of the best ever floss off with poise, style, beautiful straight lines and elegent ease. Everyone cried at how he managed to put on the most prestigious and glamourous dance moves .he managed to be crowned the perfect 10...the flawless, FLOSSMASTER 5000
Eg, Lord leigh was crowned FLOSSMASTER 5000 , and in the dance off challenge he managed to make Zai do a big poo and wee wee in his pants. leigh was so amazing at the floss move zai cried and could not move at all, he became frozen with unbelievable amazement that he was too scared to even do a simple floss move at all. Ever again. He was so flabbergasted and overwhelmed that a legendary leigh could gift his eyes with such a beautiful present
zai said to his daddy steve Davies, please dad don't abuse or tell me im nothing cos I couldn't help being taken over by such an obvious alcaballo blanco advertisement superstar.
by Burrrlisthesickestcunt July 9, 2023
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My man is the number one and only floss master 5000. He was at work when moo cow challenged him to a random floss off with his son.They were working in a stinky, abusive environment and it made moo cow udderly aggresive .he tried to get lord leigh when he wasn't expecting it to a dance off. He managed to create the perfect floss off that his son just could not lose. Moo cow was certain he would be proud of a calf finally and not be ashamed any more of his crap calfs.there was no way anyone would beat his just ok flosser, its not a very common dance off either .but he was very wrong. Lord leigh did the impossible and winged the fuck out of the best ever floss off with poise, style, flapping his arms like a flappy fish finger over his head. every move was beautiful even the stupid ones.The straight lines were immaculate and if he could get 101 % for above perfection he would .But its not a real number idiots, is it?.Everyone cried happy tears even moo cow whos a milking heffa who has never known that he could have that feeling its absolute ultimate bliss usually only felt by monks. Lord leigh was given a gold medal and a crown from moo cow and how he managed to pull off the most prestigious and glamourous dance moves noone will ever know. It's a miracle , it's so rare ,only 2 lords in the world will ever reach this level of heirarchy perfection, actual heavenly high . one day he will be the king of flossy flossy bum bum silly poos university.
Eg, Lord leigh was crowned FLOSSMASTER 5000 , and in the dance off challenge he managed to make son do a big poo and wee wee in his pants .leigh was so amazing at the moves that the son cried and could not move at all or control himself, he became frozen with unbelievable amazement that he was too scared to even do a simple floss move at all. Ever again.never , haha He was so flabbergasted and overwhelmed that a legend and lord gifted his eyes with such a beautiful present.
Son baby calf moo poo pants said to his daddy , please daddy don't abuse or tell me im nothing cos I couldn't take it. I was over taken by such an obvious alcaballo blanco advertisement superstar from the past years ago when lord leigh was just.....LEIGH .
by Burrrlisthesickestcunt July 9, 2023
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My husband is the true legend of the future, he has balls and a real man doodle that not many pretend men say they have. He now has a title and he has become a Lordship so he's like a superhero
Eg. Lord leigh mcnally is a legendary legend of true man .

Eg . If your lucky enough to see a rare sighting of an actual real man now its probably my man, legendary Leigh
by Burrrlisthesickestcunt July 9, 2023
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Berlinda is the sickest cunt , usually in the form of a female but with huge balls . Berlinda is like a tough strong leader who has many followers looking up to her , she has a high horse and she rides it like a champion .
" jemima was an ugly small lonely young girl and then one day she turned 17 and transformed into a beautiful young hot cunt with sick hairy balls for everyone to stare at and wish they had!

Oh jemima just pulled a Berlinda and she is the sickest hit cunt out now
by Burrrlisthesickestcunt August 11, 2022
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