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Floorsexual
A floorsexual is the word given to a person when they have tendencies to be really clumsy and fall on the ground or heavily intoxicated to the point they are on the floor constantly
Floorsexual by @ginandtonicgirl October 12, 2018
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Flohrs • Floorsexual • floorsome • floorsafe • floorset • floorsex • floorshit • floorskin • floorsnakes rolling • Floorsnap
Slippery floors
Slippery floors by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016
floorset
One of the worst things to see on your schedule when you work retail. It involves folding all of the hanging clothing and then hanging all of the folded clothing in an attempt to make the store look new even though it's the same exact shit from the last floorset. Mountain Dew and Starbucks sales typically rise 13% the day of a floorset from retail workers attempting to drown their sorrows and misfortunes in caffeine. Floorsets typically last 2-3 nights and run until 5am each night. Of course this depends on how many people don't show up because they're "sick". Often times one of the workers is typically sacrificed in a ceremony known as a "clopen" so that every other lucky fuck can sleep-in the next morning.
After Ben spent the whole night working floorset he came in the next day to see some ignorant fat fuck messing up all of the stacks of t-shirts he had spent 2 hours folding the night before in order to meet corporate standards. A day later the fat fuck's house burned down. Coincidence? I think not.
floorset by IWORKINRETAILFML September 4, 2014
Hardwood floors
Hardwood floors by Stbm January 4, 2003
Japan Floors
Japan Floors by whatcha lookin at my gut for December 8, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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