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floorset 

One of the worst things to see on your schedule when you work retail. It involves folding all of the hanging clothing and then hanging all of the folded clothing in an attempt to make the store look new even though it's the same exact shit from the last floorset. Mountain Dew and Starbucks sales typically rise 13% the day of a floorset from retail workers attempting to drown their sorrows and misfortunes in caffeine. Floorsets typically last 2-3 nights and run until 5am each night. Of course this depends on how many people don't show up because they're "sick". Often times one of the workers is typically sacrificed in a ceremony known as a "clopen" so that every other lucky fuck can sleep-in the next morning.
After Ben spent the whole night working floorset he came in the next day to see some ignorant fat fuck messing up all of the stacks of t-shirts he had spent 2 hours folding the night before in order to meet corporate standards. A day later the fat fuck's house burned down. Coincidence? I think not.
floorset by IWORKINRETAILFML September 4, 2014
When one commits an act of headassery, without knowing it is incorrect, multiple times.

Someone who does/says something really stupid consistently.
"Daniel just told me that ketchup was in barbecue sauce."

"God, He's such a footshit."
footshit by Tom LaFoolery May 3, 2018

Floor shit cunt 

Floor shit cunt is a slang word for “Caleb
Hey floor shit cunt! Your head big as shit

FloorSpider 

Brady: *rips loud ass*....

Jordan: Bro did you hear that floorspider run across the floor!!!
Dakota: Whats a floorspider?
FloorSpider by Dakooter November 22, 2021

Flooritos 

(n) The food that results when your bag of Doritos is carelessly dumped on the floor.
Marty nearly got tossed from the party when he turned a delicious Mega-Value bag of treats into a cruddy heap of Zesty Flooritos.
Flooritos by minus john April 19, 2009
What you call a burrito you've dropped on the floor, but intend to eat anyway.
Want a bite of my floorito? It was only on the ground for a couple seconds.
floorito by Shady McCool March 6, 2011