Floorsnap 

The floorsnap is when you occasionally whip your fat or thin cock out and proceed to snap it on the floor by vertically jumping on it.

Nooooo way, he is floorsnaping in the science class oh my God! He is insane! Mrs.Barnyard is going to be so pissed my god!

Floorsnap by Larahill October 15, 2019

floorswamp 

Floorswamps are usually unwanted female visitors that cause a general discomfort for everyone in their surroundings, they have been known to cause sloppy drunk girl problems within a ten block radius of wherever they are. Floorswamps usually make their appearances when alcahol is involved; their mode of transportation is currently unknown but further research is being conducted.
Floorswamp is a new term used to identify things that include but are not limited to; a festering parasitic annoyance that has been known to cause health hazards and also leave unknown slimey substances on your beer cans.
Floorswamps are generally known to attempt to mate with the male that they have latched onto no matter how unwilling the innocent victim is the floorswamp will continue try over and over again to attack the male victims body and private areas with her razor sharp buck toothed slimey floorswamp mouth.
Our current research has led us to believe that this swampy disease infests the female somewhere inside the birth canal where the mother has the rare bacterial swampymicitus infection from sitting on the wrong dudes face.

Character 1: "Dude this girl was mad thirsty and was laying all over the floor of my apartment last night"
Character 2: "Damn bro sounds like a major floorswamp"
Character 1: "yea man she was mad swampy"

floorswamp by Z. Pannata, C. Slark, Ronrad October 19, 2013

kickdown some floorspace 

phrase used by wooks and dirt surfersasking to sleep for free on your hotel room floor. Be warned! this type of dirt surfer is VERY hard to get rid of! They have no money any will beg you to "kickdown floorspace" until you give them a final answer.

"This dude "freebird" asked us if he can kickdown some floorspace before our flight to Phish in Vegas was even off the ground!"

kickdown some floorspace by bph4eva October 30, 2004

floorna 

when you are part of the floor

dude 1-what do you want to be when you are older?
dude 2-floorna

floorna by mickeymouseistheshit March 4, 2019

floorsafe 

A safe in the floor.

Time to open my floorsafe to hide my money.

floorsafe by Hsoj the meany May 18, 2021

floorsnakes rolling 

floorsnakes rolling = roflsnakes

a bit more educated approach to saying 'roflsnakes', mocking the roflsnakes abit and still expressing the same connotation of laughter.

- check out this pic 'linky'
- oh floorsnakes rolling! :D

floorsnakes rolling by Thaxllssyllia June 16, 2010

Floornup 

An intense dance move involving bobbing of the head and pivoting of the feet, while making a "bladum" sound with your mouth and tounge. And your hands must be behind your back.
To do the "bladum" sound you open and close your mouth rapidly while letting your tounge slip out of your mouth like a frog.

Check SallySue out! She's doin the Floornup! She's so cool!

"Bladumbladumbladumbladum"

Floornup by Munky/Baldy June 30, 2007