by Hsoj the meany May 18, 2021
Get the floorsafe mug.Cake or a cupcake that has been on the floor for some time. Someone must really have the sweets bad to pick it up and start eating it - but they do !
"Jeremy, your place is a mess. Wait, is that floorcake ! First dibs !"
"Look, Delancey. They're serving floorcakes." (as spoken by Portia in, "Barbie Princess Charm School.")
"Look, Delancey. They're serving floorcakes." (as spoken by Portia in, "Barbie Princess Charm School.")
by dw8177 January 22, 2017
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Space on floor conveniently used to keep items of clothing/interest. Saves hours of time searching in drawers or cupboards.
'Where's my pants?! Oh no, there it is easily spotted in the floorage.... good job I didn't tidy them away'
by **charlotte88** December 26, 2008
Get the floorage mug.verb- a portmanteau of the words floor and forage. the act of searching for something to eat on a messy floor.
by kelknaughty September 26, 2010
Get the floorage mug.phrase used by wooks and dirt surfersasking to sleep for free on your hotel room floor. Be warned! this type of dirt surfer is VERY hard to get rid of! They have no money any will beg you to "kickdown floorspace" until you give them a final answer.
"This dude "freebird" asked us if he can kickdown some floorspace before our flight to Phish in Vegas was even off the ground!"
by bph4eva October 30, 2004
Get the kickdown some floorspace mug.Kind of like floor porn. This involves the floor, another person and you doing really inappropriate things that can lead to STDs and babies you don't really want. Best to do this on a blanket.
It was 3:00AM in Chicago and I had just finished an amazing cherry slurpee from 7 Eleven. Chad was like "Lets have a floorsome and call it a night." I of course said yes! No one says no to a floorsome.
by DJ Scratchy Patch October 7, 2012
Get the Floorsome mug.Floorface is a condition, usually brought on by a combination of hard alcohol and cigars ingested quickly on an empty stomach, that causes the sufferer's face to become seemingly one with the floor. This condition is not fatal but can cause rug burns and a related condition known as "sharpieface" (usually only occurs when in close proximity to assholes).
"Where is Kevin?"
"Saw him upstairs loving on the berber next to a half empty bottle of Woodford Reserve...serious case of floorface."
"Saw him upstairs loving on the berber next to a half empty bottle of Woodford Reserve...serious case of floorface."
by kcrck October 4, 2012
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