Floft
Floft by StudMuffen360 February 22, 2023
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floft by Kemperboyd January 4, 2008
Floating island of reprisal
It's when you put toilet paper in a toilet bowl before defecating so that the feces float and achieve full throttle air contact so that the smell may stench the whole area. This phenomenon is commonly practised after bad hotel service.
Dude I left a floating island of reprisal at the Hotel! Dude the floating island of reprisal stenched the whole room!
Floating island of reprisal by Ascot1111 December 4, 2022
Floater Friend
A floater friend is someone who knows a lot of people but isn't really close with any of them. A lot of the time floater friends feel left out as all their friends prefer someone over them. They tend to 'float' around different friend groups
Marnie: I hate being a floater friend. I feel so left out, you know?
Jack: "Huh? Oh sorry I was talking to Andrew"
Marnie: :(
Jack: "Huh? Oh sorry I was talking to Andrew"
Marnie: :(
Floater Friend by DanceDance003 January 6, 2023
Social Floater
A person who generally alternates between social groups, never fully forming a permanent position in any of them. An extroverted loner; always has friends, but rarely close ones.
John: I was hanging out with Leslie at chess club today!
Eric: I thought she was friends with the athletes?
John: She’s a bit of a social floater.
Eric: I thought she was friends with the athletes?
John: She’s a bit of a social floater.
Social Floater by Psychedelic surfer December 8, 2020
floaters
those little random shapes you see, ghost~like in appearace, some are beyond the center of the field of vision~when you try to see them, they move around & change shape! Everyone has them.
floaters by Starchylde June 9, 2015
bowl floater
Refers to a snobby, skinny female, with either a skinny, shapely, or large butt, who eats fruit and nuts for breakfast and salads for lunch and dinner, thus making her poop invariably float to the surface when she takes a dump.
Dude, she is such a snob. I took her for a steak dinner and she ordered just a salad. I put up with it, but later discovered after we did the deed, that the droppings she left in the toilet were translucent and floating like a stick in a lake. Wow! She was so snobby and tight I should have figured her for a bowl floater.
bowl floater by Stagmen April 18, 2017
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