"So drunk that you're too high to care"
Damn its 5am im floated.
by JD&Tlan DeltaSigs August 26, 2005
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To be throw out an airlock, Typically in a vacuum in space.
Astronaut 1 : Damn did you hear?

Astronaut 2 : What?

Astronaut 1 : Dave's dumbass forgot to hook up he's tether so he got floated

Astronaut 2 : Really? How the hell does a guy like that even get a job up here anyways?
by sinsforeal April 14, 2016
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Faded & Loaded aka Drunk & High
Damn, it's only 11 and I'm floated!
by aka GOD February 19, 2005
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when youre fucked up. i.e. drunk or high to the point where to u can't function
"You had a lot to drink, how are you feeling? "
"dude I'm so floated"
by wondla April 29, 2016
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Used instead of walk. Especially popular in Central and Eastern North Carolina.
Let's float over there and see what's cooking.
by RaleighMan March 31, 2010
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A recurring segment on the Late Show with David Letterman where an item is presented and Paul and Dave take guesses at whether or not the item will float or sink in a large pool of water.
by Athena Kay May 10, 2005
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Modest Mouse's first single off of Good News for People Who Love Bad News, their fouth LP.
We'll all float on, OK.

ALRIGHT! ALREADY!
by Walter June 2, 2004
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