floated

"So drunk that you're too high to care"

Damn its 5am im floated.

by JD&Tlan DeltaSigs September 17, 2005

floated

To be throw out an airlock, Typically in a vacuum in space.

Astronaut 1 : Damn did you hear?

Astronaut 2 : What?

Astronaut 1 : Dave's dumbass forgot to hook up he's tether so he got floated

Astronaut 2 : Really? How the hell does a guy like that even get a job up here anyways?

by sinsforeal June 10, 2016

floated

Faded & Loaded aka Drunk & High

Damn, it's only 11 and I'm floated!

by aka GOD February 19, 2005

floated

when youre fucked up. i.e. drunk or high to the point where to u can't function

"You had a lot to drink, how are you feeling? "
"dude I'm so floated"

by wondla May 25, 2016

Floated

a tasty cold treat that is a combination of a slushy and soft serve ice cream. This concoction can also be mixed together. The floated comes from the ice cream floating in the slushy and not mixed obviously.

aka: floater

"would you like that mixed or floated"
"floated!"

by Wonder Chick February 19, 2009

floated

An adjective for someone who acts like they aren't single when they are to act significant.

Have you seen Henry? He's actually so floated.

by technofishy_ May 6, 2024

floated a steamer

When a dog takes a dump in the yard and it is cold.

Hey bro, my 150 lb Mastiff just floated a steamer on your front lawn. Be warned.

by techfrog January 16, 2011