floated

"So drunk that you're too high to care"

Damn its 5am im floated.

by JD&Tlan DeltaSigs August 26, 2005

floated

To be throw out an airlock, Typically in a vacuum in space.

Astronaut 1 : Damn did you hear?

Astronaut 2 : What?

Astronaut 1 : Dave's dumbass forgot to hook up he's tether so he got floated

Astronaut 2 : Really? How the hell does a guy like that even get a job up here anyways?

by sinsforeal April 14, 2016

floated

Faded & Loaded aka Drunk & High

Damn, it's only 11 and I'm floated!

by aka GOD February 19, 2005

floated

when youre fucked up. i.e. drunk or high to the point where to u can't function

"You had a lot to drink, how are you feeling? "
"dude I'm so floated"

by wondla April 29, 2016

Float

Used instead of walk. Especially popular in Central and Eastern North Carolina.

Let's float over there and see what's cooking.

by RaleighMan March 31, 2010

will it float

A recurring segment on the Late Show with David Letterman where an item is presented and Paul and Dave take guesses at whether or not the item will float or sink in a large pool of water.

It's time for another round of Will It Float, people.

by Athena Kay May 10, 2005

Float On

Modest Mouse's first single off of Good News for People Who Love Bad News, their fouth LP.

We'll all float on, OK.

ALRIGHT! ALREADY!

by Walter June 2, 2004