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Floatatious 

A man or woman who has mastered the art of floating in water and flirting at the same time. A true multi-tasker in the ways of mating.

A very sexy floater.
Woman 1: whoa did you see that guy!
Woman 2: Man I did! He's got the hair, the equipment... He is so floatatious! I could jump his bones right here in the pool!
Woman 2: whoa girl they'll bar us from this pool with talk like that!
Floatatious by ReyMon! December 14, 2010

Floatatious 

When I feel more amazing than awesome.
I have never felt so floatatious! It’s like I am on top of the world!
Floatatious by KarVan February 3, 2021

Floatatious 

I was very floatatious in my wetsuit
Floatatious by Super crafty gurl November 29, 2015

Floutacious 

Floutacious (noun)
Definition: Very beautiful or cute
Becky, you are so Floutacious
I know I am, thank you
Floutacious by Kevin the cucumber December 4, 2018

Flirtatious Desperation 

The act of turning a completely non-romantic situation into a romantic one because the person is desperate to feel as if someone actually loves them back.
"I think that cute cashier was flirting with me."
"Katie, I don't think someone saying have a nice day is considered flirting."
"No, he's definitely flirting with me. He gave me a bag."
"A bag to put your food in. You have severe Flirtatious Desperation."

Flutatious 

Flutatious is anything that is sickly or nasty. It can be used in a good or bad way.
Yo Brian is Flutatious at Lacrosse!

Dude you kissed Becky? gross dude she's flutatious!
Flutatious by forqueer March 15, 2015