Flingery

To cause injury to yourself or others as a result of a flinch or flinching.

used as noun and verb

Scary movie you flinch and hit your girlfriend in the face. She has a flingery and you have caused a flingery.

Girlfriend pinches you because you said something inappropriate and you accidentally elbow her in the boob. Her boob pain is a flingery and you have caused a flingery.

A bee flies in your face and startles you, you flinch and smack your head against the wall, guess what that is? A flingery!

by matthaisz October 10, 2010

Fingery Bum Wank

When a male person vigorously inserts and retracts his forefinger from his own anus, whilst with his other hand; angrily masturbates to an explosive climax.
Note - is not an exclusively solo act - one could improvise and perhaps masturbate himself while his housemaid or sister assisted with the fingering portion.

1) ...gentleman one to gentleman two "I say, I spiced up my evening tug last night, and fiddled the badge with my forefinger. I believe my son calls it a fingery bum wank".

2) ...young stud remarks "Jesus I had a shocker last night..I convinced this chick to help me out with a fingery bum wank and ended up shitting all over her hand and wrist"..... young studs friend "...nightmare, but respect!"

by The F P February 22, 2011

Ass-Faced Shit Flinger

Someone who has many faults, yet throws hypocritical insults and comments at others.

I heard Gwen call Sally a slut, even though Gwen slept with a different guy every day last week. She's an Ass-Faced Shit Flinger

by SovietRyan November 14, 2014

beef flingers

Useless wannabe rappers who struggle to make a name for themselves in the music industry(Hiphop) So they take shots at famous rappers with diss tracks just so that people will know about them and create a buzz...the wannabe rapper usually fails. Lol.

''Beef Flingers''

Whack rapper: Ohh God I'm 25 years old! this is my 11th album! and I still haven't managed to make any money of this yet!..... Gregory...

Gregory: What?

Whack rapper: I'm going to make a diss track about Eminem..

Gregory: lol..pff..Good luck with that *rolls eyes*

Whack rapper: I Will!!!!

Gregory: Ok take a chill pill...

5 Months later...

Gregory: So hows that ''diss track'' going?

Whack Rapper: I put it on youtube!

Gregory: and?..

Whack Rapper: He's not responding!!!

Gregory:....*Walks off* ..lol pff haha...what a Loser smh...

by FlyBoiiiKyle June 20, 2010

shit flinger

A shit flinger is one whom takes it upon themselves to fling shit at an object, person or just for the sake of it. Shit flinging originated it Croydon, England when a mental patient started the trend by flinging some shit at a nearby lamp post.

'Wow did you see how far that shit went? That guys a real ace shit flinger.'

by luciferean July 7, 2008

Flinger

People who, after washing their hands at your sink(s)...fling them and make a really nasty mess all over sink and counters!!!

He came in, petted the dogs, went to the kitchen sink to wash his hands and made a real mess. He is a flinger.

by docsdeb May 1, 2015

pickle flinger

Crazy, twerking, drunk person who throws pickles at innocent women.

The pickle flinger known as the infamous Emily, hard a work, attacking Marie with her jars of pickles .

by Emilyz February 9, 2015