SovietRyan's definitions
A state when the temperature is so low, that in addition to you shivering and rubbing your arms, your ass cheeks press together in order to prevent a heat loss from your buttocks.
by SovietRyan November 16, 2014
Get the Ass-Clenching Coldmug. The study of symbols, text, items and creatures associated with or representing Satan. Not to be confused with Satanism, the worship of Satan.
The least-known Boy Scout merit badge is the Satanography merit badge, due to its dark requirements.
by SovietRyan April 20, 2015
Get the Satanographymug. Variation of the Cowgirl sex position where the guy puts his dick
in the girl's ass rather than her pussy.
in the girl's ass rather than her pussy.
by SovietRyan November 16, 2014
Get the Brokeback Mountainmug. Tim: My grandpa's gross. He slept with my girlfriend's sister.
Alan: He sounds like a real Captain America
Alan: He sounds like a real Captain America
by SovietRyan April 20, 2015
Get the Captain Americamug. When something is of equal or lesser importance/interest /value to that of a massive quantity of shit.
by SovietRyan November 16, 2014
Get the Shit Showmug. Like a Botanical Garden, but filled with Cacti, Poisonous, Thorny and Deadly plants. Usually they are located around a ritual pentagram in the center, where Devil-Worshippers sacrifice people and animals. They then water the plants with the blood of victims, and grind up there bones and compost their flesh to make new gardens.
Timmy got the field trip location wrong, and went to the Satanical Garden instead if the botanical garden. He was sacrificed.
by SovietRyan November 14, 2014
Get the Satanical Gardenmug. I heard Gwen call Sally a slut, even though Gwen slept with a different guy every day last week. She's an Ass-Faced Shit Flinger
by SovietRyan November 14, 2014
Get the Ass-Faced Shit Flingermug.