Flesting

When you can't get it up and you're frustrated so you just start fisting the girl.

"Bruh my dick was so limp I just started flesting her"
"While he was flesting me he was crying"

by B-tanks August 4, 2017

fleeting

-lasting for a very short time.

-When something happens quickly or doesn't last as long as you'd like, it is described as being fleeting.

"hoping to get a fleeting glimpse of a whale underwater"

by Vabe Tellurion December 18, 2022

Flerting

A spelling of flirting made popular by Minecraft streamer Tubbo. He spammed the phrase “This is deffo flerting” in chat and it quickly became a meme. He most likely spelled it wrong by accident as he’s dyslexic.

Person 1-So how are you cutie
Person 2-*blushes* I’m doing good
Person 3-Wow this is deffo flerting

Person 1-SHUT UP ALREADY
Person 3- this is deffo flerting

by ThatStarPolaris January 27, 2021

flexting

Flirting with a friend or significant other using a text message. Seen as a precursor to sexting.

I've been flexting with this chick for weeks. Tonight's the big night. I think we might start sexting.

by wordmaestro September 2, 2011

festingos

n. Stop n Shop brand tortilla chips.

looking for the authentic tase of real mexican resaurant quality tortilla chips? festingos tortilla chips combine classic south of the border corn crunch with delicious salsa dippability for a genuinely tasty snacking experience.

by betty ford May 20, 2005

Fleeting Expletive

Usually a single curse word or indecency during a live TV or radio broadcast. It's the media's version of the "F-Bomb", used by the FCC in assessing fines against broadcasters.

Joe Biden's comment on Health Care Reform after introducing the President ("...it's fucking important...") was a Fleeting Expletive.

Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction in the half-time show of Super Bowl XXXVIII was a visual Fleeting Expletive.

by Doktari July 15, 2010

flexting

A person texts so much, to the extent that it becomes regular excersize and said person's hands and arms become very muscular.

Because of flexting, I can text 320 words a minutes and bench my new, hotter girlfriend.

by raichupal June 11, 2011