Fleeted
God damnit the band can’t play today because the guitarist says he hurt his wrist jerking off FLEETED AGAIN!
Fleeted by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord June 30, 2018
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Fleeted
Fleeted by RoyalDick69 November 10, 2019
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Fleeted • fleeced • Fleeter • Fleeed • fleeked • Feeted • Feleted • Fleeced-Out • fleeked out • fleeped
fleeced
Being cheated out of belongings
Fleeced
Fleeced by 1374828272773733 February 26, 2017
FleetAd
Once a primal god, this being decended to the earth and immediately shed light upon his existance. Beings in His path, however paid no attention as they watched for their false god to perform new tricks and magics. Bemused of their attitude, the decended god cursed them all, which later ended their lives in a five-day-stretch of indifference.
FleetAd can now be found in a solitude corner of the world, often stretching his limbs out to touch others who may grasp His existance for that of good. Those who have been touched by FleetAd are often left with a dizzy sense of both pleasure and confusion - this is often considered to be awe-struck.
To keep those under Him in line, He will often call out in a resounding roar, reflecting underlings unworthy of his eyes.
A time ago, there was a raging battle between Him and an underling. (See: Calvinbah) The decended God flung a simple potato at the underling, taking it directly to the mouth and suffered a minor concussion. Sadly, this has rendered the underling a feeling of superiority. The damage done to it's brain was significant, but not life-threatening. FleetAd was humble enough to settle upon the continued existance of Calvinbah and now keeps him as a Jester.
FleetAd can now be found in a solitude corner of the world, often stretching his limbs out to touch others who may grasp His existance for that of good. Those who have been touched by FleetAd are often left with a dizzy sense of both pleasure and confusion - this is often considered to be awe-struck.
To keep those under Him in line, He will often call out in a resounding roar, reflecting underlings unworthy of his eyes.
A time ago, there was a raging battle between Him and an underling. (See: Calvinbah) The decended God flung a simple potato at the underling, taking it directly to the mouth and suffered a minor concussion. Sadly, this has rendered the underling a feeling of superiority. The damage done to it's brain was significant, but not life-threatening. FleetAd was humble enough to settle upon the continued existance of Calvinbah and now keeps him as a Jester.
FleetAd by Dichromaru March 10, 2008
Fleeter
someone who Thinks He Has A Bigger Dick Than Everyone Else. And Is Probably a dick himself. Also He's Arrogant, And Cockey.
dude 1.:That Dude's A Pussy. ill beat his ass anyday. He Probably got a small dick, if he even has one. but ya know, No One Has A Bigger one than me.
dude 2: what a fleeter.
dude 2: what a fleeter.
Fleeter by Shadow Problem May 3, 2010
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