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flatbacker 

Someone who fucks their way to the top. On their flat back!
That whore is so stupid. There's no way she got her high paying position because of her brains. She is just a flatbacker.
flatbacker by Dogofalljones May 16, 2017

Flatbacker 

A male that is too lazy to have intercourse any other way besides flat on his back
Once men turn a certain age they become “flatbackers “ ...
Flatbacker by Fat rabbit June 28, 2019

Flatbacker 

Some lady who thinks its ok to make her way on her life path while being flat on her back, giving up what's between her legs, in order to get there.
I can't believe how that chick sits back and gets paid, is given a car, and she is just a foul flatbacker!
Flatbacker by AshKraft August 10, 2021

Bonita flatbacker

It’s when you go upside down and shit in someone’s mouth and then nut in their mouth and then give them a golden shower.
“Yo bro we snuck in some apartments in Chula Vista and there was a party and we gave them the Bonita flatbacker!”

Fladacker 

An extremely oppressive and discriminatory term towards white people that has become an endearing term to show brotherhood between whites.
My fladacker...

What’s up my fladacker...

You messed with the wrong fladacker...
Fladacker by Fladacker King March 2, 2021

flabacertatuaxious 

When you are flabbergasted but curious in the time time.
"Woah that story is pretty cool but I'm a little flabacertatuaxious. Explain it a little more and keep the story going it sounds amazing I wanna hear more."