5 definitions by creality
When someone prevents you from doing something either physically or metaphorically from going any further with your intended endeavours or intentions.
E.g. 1. Yeah, she really wanted that Saturday Job at the Ice Cream Parlour but then her Parents flatwalled her by grounding her on the day of her interview just so she couldn't get the Job - unbelievable!
E.g. 2. Without her parents signing her grant form she won't be able to go to University and they won't do it because they don't want her to go. However, she's smart so she'll find a way around that flatwalling.
E.g. 2. Without her parents signing her grant form she won't be able to go to University and they won't do it because they don't want her to go. However, she's smart so she'll find a way around that flatwalling.
by creality February 14, 2022
A person who finds ANY ridiculous excuse to call somebody a racist or xenophobe. Typical stereotype is a white western middle class over opinionated person (but could be anyone form any background) who lacks experience being exposed different cultures other than thier own western ultra multicultural background and mis-understands people to try to describe different cultures and customs based on thier experiences unjustifiably calling them a 'racist' or 'xenophobe' based on thier own narrow-mindedness in order to satisfy their own inner demons. Even when the accused person may like or have the greatest admiration for different cultures and customs and points of view.
Basically, the analogy is based on a person who mindless walks around with both arms in-front of them groaning 'racist' or 'xenophobe' instead of 'brains' like a Zombie. Just don't let them get close to you or you may either turn into one of them or they'll eat you alive by branding you a 'racist' or 'xenophobe' and defame you in any way possible making it very difficult for the accused to remove the false societal smearing costing them thier job, friends etc. The Xenozombie will make sure you are 'destroyed' if you get close to them. Type of people who are best avoided.
Basically, the analogy is based on a person who mindless walks around with both arms in-front of them groaning 'racist' or 'xenophobe' instead of 'brains' like a Zombie. Just don't let them get close to you or you may either turn into one of them or they'll eat you alive by branding you a 'racist' or 'xenophobe' and defame you in any way possible making it very difficult for the accused to remove the false societal smearing costing them thier job, friends etc. The Xenozombie will make sure you are 'destroyed' if you get close to them. Type of people who are best avoided.
e.g.1. Xenozombie: "Who you like coffee or tea?"
You: "I'll have a white coffee, please."
Xenozombie: "You Rascist! It's Milk Coffee or Coffee , no-milk!" etc.
e.g.2. You: "All Japanese people naturally have dark hair."
Xenozombie: "Why are you being so Xenophobic - Japanese people can have Blonde hair if they want - by dying in!"
You: "I did not say that the couldn't , I was merely stating a scientific fa-"
Xenozombie: "Your just racist. Trying to imply somehow Japanese people are inferior to us!"
You: "Have you been to Japan? Do you even know what Japanese people look like?"
Xenozombie: "No, but I know your a racist!" etc.
e.g. 3. You: "Darker skinned people produce less vitamin D , so are more likely to contract viruses"
XenoZombie: "Are you implying darker skinned people are inferior to us?"
You: "That's not the point I'm making. It's just advisable, from a medical perspective, for them to take more Vitamin D."
Xenozombie: "You mean them as opposed to us white skinned superiors? ... I can't believe I'm hearing this!!!"
You: "I'm just saying it's a good idea your friend takes Vitamin D supplements!"
Xenozombie: "Don't worry, I'll let my friend know what you think of darker skinned people...don't you worry about that!"
etc...
You: "I'll have a white coffee, please."
Xenozombie: "You Rascist! It's Milk Coffee or Coffee , no-milk!" etc.
e.g.2. You: "All Japanese people naturally have dark hair."
Xenozombie: "Why are you being so Xenophobic - Japanese people can have Blonde hair if they want - by dying in!"
You: "I did not say that the couldn't , I was merely stating a scientific fa-"
Xenozombie: "Your just racist. Trying to imply somehow Japanese people are inferior to us!"
You: "Have you been to Japan? Do you even know what Japanese people look like?"
Xenozombie: "No, but I know your a racist!" etc.
e.g. 3. You: "Darker skinned people produce less vitamin D , so are more likely to contract viruses"
XenoZombie: "Are you implying darker skinned people are inferior to us?"
You: "That's not the point I'm making. It's just advisable, from a medical perspective, for them to take more Vitamin D."
Xenozombie: "You mean them as opposed to us white skinned superiors? ... I can't believe I'm hearing this!!!"
You: "I'm just saying it's a good idea your friend takes Vitamin D supplements!"
Xenozombie: "Don't worry, I'll let my friend know what you think of darker skinned people...don't you worry about that!"
etc...
by creality April 7, 2021
An insult that is directed towards an individual who you think is somehow mentally deficient, unintelligent or downright stupid. Predominantly, if not exclusively, used in the UK.
That guy is acting strange, saying weird things to people. He 's definitely not a fully laid table and needs help.
by creality September 2, 2022
A bully who baits people into bullying them. If they respond by saying their a bully they just make remarks about you being fragile or a cry baby etc. However, if you respond they will claim YOU are the one doing the bullying. no matter which way you go with it they will either claim you are bully or that you are a fragile cry baby.
EXAMPLE 1
Bully Boy: Why are you shouting at me? You're frightening me....look everyone about how aggressive he's being!!
Normal Person: You keep punching me in the arm and back, repeatedly and you WON'T stop!!
***Bully Boy Gets slap in the face***
Bully Boy: Waaahhhaaa....he hit me...look everyone...he's so aggressive.
EXAMPLE 2
Normal Person: Stop doing that, you're being overly aggressive.
Bully Boy: Boo-Hoo, you're such a cry baby!! Do you want your mother??
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Bully Boy: Why are you shouting at me? You're frightening me....look everyone about how aggressive he's being!!
Normal Person: You keep punching me in the arm and back, repeatedly and you WON'T stop!!
***Bully Boy Gets slap in the face***
Bully Boy: Waaahhhaaa....he hit me...look everyone...he's so aggressive.
EXAMPLE 2
Normal Person: Stop doing that, you're being overly aggressive.
Bully Boy: Boo-Hoo, you're such a cry baby!! Do you want your mother??
.
by creality December 20, 2022
Name given to someone who does a bad job of offers poor quality of goods or services and is generally incompetent at what they claim to be good at and often make simple or stupid or way below novice level mistakes and usually does not care about it either. (N.B. this is the British meaning as opposed to the American one of Humping a girl then Dumping her)
That 'plasterer' who plastered my wall was a right Humpty Dumpty he plastered over all the electrical outlets!!!
by creality March 5, 2020