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Fazballs 

Freddy Fazbear's balls
Somebody drew Freddy's Fazballs
Fazballs by oxii.uwu January 1, 2022
A vicious, highly infectious disease in men that is spread when the groin region gets intentionally farted on by another person (not necessarily one with fartballs). Common symptoms are denial and irrational aggressiveness towards people named Michael.
Bob: Hey Michael, I heard Joey has fartballs
Michael:
Joey: I do not have fartballs! Fuck you, Michael!
fartballs by Jack Fitzy February 15, 2022

FazBalls 

FazBalls are the balls of the fazbear from fnaf. Here are some examples of how you can use FazBalls in a sentence
Wooow i just ate some FazBalls, they tasted so delicious.

I just love having FazBalls in my mouth.

FazBalls taste so good.
FazBalls by The J⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ February 4, 2022

Freddy fazballs day 

A holiday where you eat trash and pizza and if you’ve been a good little boy Freddy fazbear will give you his balls and it is on Jan 15th
Jim:hey josh did you know today is Freddy fazballs day
Josh:oh wow didnt know that
A flatbelly will surely come here and show off her good looks.
flatbelly by NICK GSN April 16, 2010

Flatbiller

Also called "BROs" because they constantly refer to each other as bro ("Hey bro"), a flatbiller is a kid covered in silly tattoes, tries his best to be x-treme, has a raised truck, rides dirtbikes and needs to talk about dirtbiking when other people are listening. Havasu and Glamis are the common vacation spots for west coast flatbillers. The term flatbiller refers to the flatbilled hats turned sideways that bros often wear. Common flatbiller accessories are custom lowered older cars, iron cross/west coast choppers stickers, bandanas, white stickers on the back window of their "street" truck that show how x-treme they are. Flatbillers are only allowed to wear black. There is an entire webpage devoted to providing flatbiller examples... the name is very creative, can you guess it?
Two flatbillers involved in an intelligent discourse at work-
Bro #1: Hey bro did you see my new west coast choppers tat, now I really look like eminem bro.
Bro #2: Bro, that tat is crazy, bro, you do look like eminem bro. We look so different than everyone else that is trying to look different.
Bro #1: Yeah bro, when I go dirtbiking I will have to let it air-out with the nipple ring. We are x-treme individuals bro. Nobody knows how to party like us. Did I mention that we dirtbike bro.
Bro #2: Awesome bro, these tattoes are never going out of style bro. They are timeless bro, like that "Limp Bizkit" scar that you scratched into your arm in 9th grade, bro.
Bro #1: Yeah bro. I need to get out of here bro, we should go to Havasu this weekend.
Bro #2: Yeah bro, but payday is next friday and I need to sink all my cash into the 8-ball shift-knob on the '63 bro.
Bro #1: I hear you bro, we need to ditch this job and become union pipelayers bro. That would be x-treme.
Customer: Can I have the large fries please.
Flatbiller by DwightB May 14, 2006