When you're in a chess match, and you're running low on time so the opponent decides to insta-move or premove his pieces to time you out and win. Be faster and don't get flagged!!!
Anish Giri: has 5 seconds on the clock Hikaru Nakamura: premoves the rest of the match
Anish: Not cool, Hikaru just flagged me!
Hikaru: There chat, I flagged him for content
A trend on youtube which users take video clips and loop them to make it sound like they are saying something sexist, racist or vulgar.
In the Lion King, there is a scene which Pumba says "Home is where your rump rests". Loop it somewhere and it will sound like he is saying breasts. So therefore, the whole video will be nothing but Pumba repeating "BREASTS" over and over again. Most users who upload those videos will title them "THIS VIDEO WILL BE FLAGGED"
Flargady Smarg is the bestawkward phrse that one can say. It answers every question by not answering it. It is a jiborish phrase invented for idiot by idiots in your for one's most awkward and dire situations.
Guy 1: Yo dude did you do that quantum physics Homework?
What does astrophysics relate to the sall packets of energy that are quantums?
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.