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Flapstrap 

From the Latin 'Lacina videlicet lorum' this word refers to the thin line of pubic hair on the inner vaginal flaps that is always missed while shaving. Specifically it can be located between the labia majora and the labia minora. It has been said to strongly remind one of the classic male 'chin strap' beard.
"So I was going down on my girl last night and damn. I just could not unsee that flapstrap."

"Girl looked like she had an upside down Jason Derulo down there!"
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Flapgrappling 

The act of slapping one's beef curtains with the male sausage link.
Carson was too scared to have sex with Kaileigh, so he resorted to flapgrappling.
Flapgrappling by Miles Kane January 13, 2008

flapslap 

A facial slap with the use of ones flap. The female equivalent of a dickslap.
"If he advertises his band to me on myspace one more time i swear to god i'll flapslap the entire band myself"
flapslap by hazbad April 29, 2007

Flapatapalous 

A feeling of elation so high that one feels like they could fly in the sky or when your day was so amazing that you just can't sit still
Hello, How are you? I feel aboustely flapatapalous today.

That was truly a flapatapalous day.
Flapatapalous by fake name xxy August 30, 2016

Flabstract Art 

The pictorial was supposed to be viewed as beautiful and courageous, but it was "largely" considered to be nothing more than Flabstract Art.
Flabstract Art by Arnie Grape February 26, 2019
"she flaptap'd the shit out of him"
"Go on Flaptap him"
flaptap by Smims April 18, 2012

Flapsapien

1.An anally charged super person, who randomly shag's constipated fish nipples, whist licking panda testicles.

2.Mr Maltby
O Mr maltby! You are a FLAPSAPIEN!!!! :P
Flapsapien by turbo_fatter November 19, 2004