A speech written to express the author's utter dislike for the person who has passed away. Cruelogies are filled with negative remarks and memories of the deceased. Cruelogies can also express the author's joy because this person is no longer alive.
I didn't like the guy when he was alive, and I wanted my cruelogy to express that to all of his family and friends.
When a man, who presents himself as a woman, claims to be pregnant.
I knew I wasn't the father because his gregnancy results proved that he was a guy.
A cheaply made condom that easily breaks and often results in a pregnancy or an STD.
I'm going to be paying 18 years of child support because I used a con-damn!
1. The online video "evolution" of the Rubik's Cube, which originally featured six faces that were covered by nine stickers.
2. Online videos that become popular, and receive a lot of views and subscribers, but it is usually the same six faces who are covering the same nine popular subjects.
After viewing countless hours of How - To, Food Review, and Mukbang videos, I was ready to move on from the pointless and unsatisfying allure of the Youbiks Cube.
When the worthless college degree that you struggled to earn comes in handy during the toilet paper shortage caused by Covid-19.
I thought I would never wipe my own ass with my college diploma, but Covid-19 showed me the value of a TP Degree.
This is as much of a definition as it is a public service announcement for all of my other fellow ethnic brothers, sisters, and other "suspicious looking individuals" who are trying to mind their own business while living their lives; Definition- When a citizen (typically a minority) can terminate any interaction with another individual (typically a cop) without incriminating themselves.
The smug cop who stopped me for no reason knew he was fucked when I told him that our interaction was not a consensual encounter.
Buy a
consensual encounter
mug!
The path that a man's penis takes after seeing something sexually repulsive.
My penis took a complete de-rection after seeing a fat chick wearing booty shorts.
