Flaping 

The combination of flapping and gaping.

That dude is a flaping anus!

Flaping by Throbinwilliams January 3, 2018

Flaping 

Somewhat better than "Fricking", more socially appropriate than "Fucking" - provides less personal satisfaction.

"Why can't I find my FLAPING cd?!"

"Where is my FLAPING boyfriend/girlfriend?!"

Flaping by A-Lemon-Rizzle December 20, 2008

flaping cheeks 

when a person lets out a really big fart bomb so big the butt cheeks flap

oh my god grandma let out her flaping cheeks!!! SICK!

flaping cheeks by jenny jen jenny July 31, 2006

jizz flaping mozzletump 

when a man ejaculates in a womens face with such furiocity it dislocted her eyeball from her eye socket leaving hanging there while he proceeds to pump his penis into her eye socket

guy 1: dude what happened to you wife's eye.
guy 2: oh i just gave her a "jizz flaping mozzletump".

jizz flaping mozzletump by blablablablablahaha March 4, 2011

Free Flaping 

When i girl doesnt wear underwear

Shes free flaping, while todd there is free balling.

Free Flaping by READAAR March 19, 2006

flip flaping the jacking sack 

Choking the chiken or any form of self plesure or masturbation involving your hand, lube ,and your favorite playboy mag.

i'm flip flaping the jacking sack.

flip flap the jacking sack

flip flaping the jacking sack by wakety sacety May 8, 2009

Riding the Flamingo 

Riding the Flamingo is when; one moment you are innocently admiring the Flamingo's in the park, the next, your pants are down around your ankles and you find yourself balls deep in pink fluff.

I saw Ross in the park yesterday, he was riding the Flamingo, and it was savage.

Riding the Flamingo by Jizz Maestro October 1, 2017