Flap Jacker

After a night of hot sex, your girl wakes up and makes you flap jacks and proceeds to give you a hand job while serving you breakfast in bed.

My cock n balls are raw today braaaahhh. Banged her ass all night and she finished me with a flap jacker this morning.

Flap Jacker by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2017

Flap’jacker 

A person that talks smack, over dramatizes and instigates

Why are you such a flap’jacker?

{ flap’jack, flap’jacking}

Flap’jacker by dizybits May 30, 2018

Flap Jacket

See "Flap"

A flap jacket is a condom, but not just any condom... You must refer to pussy as flap in order to call a condom a flap jacket.

Flap :: Pussy
Flap Jacket :: Condom

"My roommate was digging through all my drawers, cause he was out of flap jackets"

"Melissa might be a keeper. She doesn't mind football, loves Old Chicago and doesn't make me wear a flap jacket"

Flap Jacket by Dirk Daddy August 18, 2011

flap jacked 

To fart or flatulate on a person's leg.

My boyfriend flap jacked me, and it smelled terrible.

flap jacked by A. Hermann February 9, 2007

Flap Jacked 

The instance of a man unexpectedly getting hit (skin to skin) with another man's penis in a nude bar.

Pat turned around to his buddy at the nude bar and says" Dude that guy just Flap Jacked me with his dick and it touched my hand!

Flap Jacked by MGM629 August 8, 2016

flapjacked 

befuddled, pwned

u just got flapjacked

flapjacked by sam_0123 December 17, 2008

Flapjackery 

A term that describes any variety of homemade computer database application, especially when developed in Microsoft Access.

Run that guy through the Flapjackery and see if we've got anything on him.

Flapjackery by TaskForceMung March 16, 2008