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Flapjacked 

A variation on a pwn created at tl/fwi forum which constitutes the ownage or pwn of a poster who has been gotten to
That wasnt just pwnage, he's been flapjacked!
Flapjacked by =ID= July 8, 2009

Flapjacked 

The act of putting ones pussy lips on anothers forehead
Man she got so loose that she flapjacked me.
Flapjacked by DamioNIN October 21, 2013

flapjacked 

When your're wiping your ass, and you check the paper to see if you're clean. It's look clean but a flap of the toilet paper folded over the poop. So you get up and go about your day thinking you're clean. Then you get home and see that your underwear is ruined. You got jacked by the flap. You got flapjacked.
*taking off clothes after a long day* *sees stain in underwear* Oh man! I must have gotten flapjacked.
flapjacked by SpartanCinema March 25, 2016

Flapjacked 

For a male to place his testicles on another person would be called " teabagged". Being" FLAPJACKED" would be a female placing her vaginal lips on another person.
Oh my god I passed out last night and one of my girlfriends "flapjacked " me while I was asleep.!
Flapjacked by Christo357_1369 September 11, 2019

Flapjacked 

The state of being both fat and muscular
That man is flapjacked
Flapjacked by Twistamoneus December 13, 2020

Viet Cong Flapjacked 

Whenever you're walking underneath a canopy of tree's and an Asian man jumps from a hidden limb, lands on top of u, then takes a massive dump on your neck, right before he cuts your head off.
My brother was jogging on a trail, in the state park, when he got Viet Cong Flapjacked while training for a 20k Ironman course in North Korea!!
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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