A flamboni is when a man takes a woman's bloody recently used tampon and drills it up his own ass using his index finger, then craps it back into the woman's mouth.
This bitch wanted me to eat her out on the rag so I gave her a Flamboni so she could taste that shit herself.
Someone who is such a flaming ass hole they would need asbestos underwear if they made it.
Your brother knew your parents wanted to go to the steak house for their anniversary, but he is such a flambanus he made us go to Mcdonald’s (Plus he was paying )
yo gurl check out shangela, she just got her weave did and new shoes! shes full of Flambuoyancy she could stomp across the pacific ocean like its rupauls catwalk