flakesican

A Mexican that sends you repeated lowball offers on OfferUp. Then when you accept the offer, the flakesican vanishes like a chuppacabra in the night. May also ask about information that is expressly state in the listing, or, that is completely irrelevant.

I don't know why, but I keep getting bogus offers from flakesicans on offerup.

by I'm the real KP February 11, 2017

fakesican

A person of Mexican decent either half-or full blooded, who does not speak Spanish, cook Mexican dishes or eat Spanish food.

Usually 2nd or 3rd generation Mexicans born in the United States.

"I don't like spicy food, but I am half-mexican, I guess that makes me a fakesican."

"You are such a fakesican, a fake ass Mexican!"

"Look at that fakesican, he can't even mow the lawn!"

by Nicole Careface May 15, 2009

Fakexican

A person that is not Mexican or has never embraced their Mexican heritage that suddenly starts acting Mexican.

That chick is such a fakexican, she doesn't even speak Spanish.

by Theguy427 December 14, 2016