Flaccilation

The act of being forcefully made flaccid

The hammer dropping onto Steve caused him great flaccilation

Flaccilation by I fucked your bitch twice haha October 19, 2022

flocculation

the socially deviant act of fornication with multiple farm animals. Considered by some, an irredeemable sin as it transcends common bestiality.

Bernie: "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. Since my last confession, I have engaged in flocculation with three sheep, big time. But only once."
Padre: "My son, for you, you sick little bastard, there can be no salvation!"

flocculation by Herr Doktor Grauwolf January 19, 2009

Flaccidating 

Causing your sexual arousal or physical attraction to dissipate (the sexual analogue to buzzkill or downer.) Literal meaning is "causing to become flaccid", but can also be used more generally to indicate loss of interest.

I was so turned on seeing that hot guy walk in, but his racist comments were totally flaccidating.

Yeah, she was sexy AF but her breath was majorly flaccidating.

Flaccidating by Dbee114 July 27, 2018

Flacctibation 

Masturbating with a flaccid penis...

I tried to wank last night - but I never got past preliminary flacctibation

Flacctibation by Ahleeks March 30, 2011

flaccidation

The act of losing your erection, most likely do to a horrific event.

Dude, I fucked your mom last night and your dad walked in and asked to join...I had instant flaccidation

flaccidation by Slayerfanatic81 January 22, 2016

flaccinating 

Something that is seen as foreplay is occurring on the opposite partner's body or revealed about their character that is so repulsive it instantly causes the penis to become flaccid. Although at the time of discovery is so fascinating that it is nearly impossible to look away or focus elsewhere.

Brenda took her bra off and underneath were nipples shaped like furry stop signs, it was flaccinating.

We were just about to have sex when Donna asked if we could bring a donkey into the picture, now that flaccinated me.

I was blind sighted and flaccinated when Kaili took her panties off and a 2 foot afro bush popped into the air.

flaccinating by rg bloque July 31, 2011

flaccinating 

An action, situation or context that is so pathetic that it can cause Ron Jeremy to lose a rock hard boner. Not fascinating at all...

"I really love it when my boyfriend holds my hand."

That is so flaccinating!

flaccinating by nastyn8dick September 9, 2010