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Flaccidating 

Causing your sexual arousal or physical attraction to dissipate (the sexual analogue to buzzkill or downer.) Literal meaning is "causing to become flaccid", but can also be used more generally to indicate loss of interest.
I was so turned on seeing that hot guy walk in, but his racist comments were totally flaccidating.

Yeah, she was sexy AF but her breath was majorly flaccidating.
Flaccidating by Dbee114 July 27, 2018
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flaccinatting 

when an event so fascinating occurs, the penis goes limp.
that new James Bond movie was good, but i like the old sean connery ones, he's flaccinatting
flaccinatting by Flaccid fool August 30, 2010

flaccidation

The act of losing your erection, most likely do to a horrific event.
Dude, I fucked your mom last night and your dad walked in and asked to join...I had instant flaccidation
flaccidation by Slayerfanatic81 January 22, 2016

flaccinating 

Something that is seen as foreplay is occurring on the opposite partner's body or revealed about their character that is so repulsive it instantly causes the penis to become flaccid. Although at the time of discovery is so fascinating that it is nearly impossible to look away or focus elsewhere.
Brenda took her bra off and underneath were nipples shaped like furry stop signs, it was flaccinating.

We were just about to have sex when Donna asked if we could bring a donkey into the picture, now that flaccinated me.

I was blind sighted and flaccinated when Kaili took her panties off and a 2 foot afro bush popped into the air.
flaccinating by rg bloque July 31, 2011

flacidnating 

The sight of someone so sexually unattractive you cannot take your eyes off of them.
The sight of Star Jone's cellulite ridden ass in a thong was disgusting yet riveting, I found her flacidnating.
flacidnating by KDN June 7, 2004

flaccinating 

An action, situation or context that is so pathetic that it can cause Ron Jeremy to lose a rock hard boner. Not fascinating at all...
"I really love it when my boyfriend holds my hand."

That is so flaccinating!
flaccinating by nastyn8dick September 9, 2010

Flaccidnating

A topic, conversation or anything that kills your boner
I was laying in bed and my girlfriend kept talking, killing the mood. When she asked what I thought I told her her story was very flaccidnating
Flaccidnating by Saucy Tom September 30, 2019
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