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flocculation

the socially deviant act of fornication with multiple farm animals. Considered by some, an irredeemable sin as it transcends common bestiality.
Bernie: "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. Since my last confession, I have engaged in flocculation with three sheep, big time. But only once."
Padre: "My son, for you, you sick little bastard, there can be no salvation!"
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flobulations 

flobulation, or flobulations: the excess rolls of flob, or flab, hanging over the top of someones trousers or jeans or skirt, caused by someone squeezing into trousers that are too small.
used in a sentance: "eeeeugh, look at her flobulations!"
flobulations by missjenneigh November 6, 2006

Flaccilation

The act of being forcefully made flaccid
The hammer dropping onto Steve caused him great flaccilation

fluctulation 

the act of quacking like a platypus.
kristen and taylors word is fluctulation, because they like platypus's.
fluctulation by taylor beezayy February 23, 2009

Pre-mature E-flopulation 

When playing Texas Hold-em, the dealer turns over the flop before everyone has bet.
Dude, I have not bet yet. That was such a pre-mature E-flopulation.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026